Beware of Dog

So I was thinking, as I drove past a house that had a sign: ' Beware of Dog ' And I said to my Daddy, "What if I were to have a sign that says: ' Beware of God '. Would it have the same effect?"

And as I think more about it, I don't think it would. If someone were to see beware of dog, I think they'd be more afraid of a dog than God. And I only think that because most of the criminals, etc., don't believe in God anyway so... But they believe in dogs...
And I'm not comparing dogs to God, so no hate, please. :)

What other sign mix-up stuffs do you guys know?

(Y) ~Zaria  :)